Nov
28
Miss Teen USA 2007
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Posted by Simon Heong
If you’ve always had a ‘problem’ talking to gorgeous, beautiful women; either your palms get sweaty, you blurt out stupid things or you basically get nervous all over, one of the reasons you might be doing so is because you were intimidated by her beauty.
This boils down to a question of VALUE.
In your eyes, you feel that she’s a person who’s of a higher VALUE than you.
She’s GORGEOUS, women look up to her, she can be the biggest biatch around, act bratty, throw tantrums as and when she likes and men will STILL do practically ANYTHING for her, and she basically gets whatever she wants in life.
Not so.
Imagine for a second, you’re talking to a girl who’s as smart as her, would your entire perception of her take a 180? hahaha
Nov
23
When You’re Out Shopping With Women
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Posted by Simon Heong
This is what happens.
Ever noticed whenever she asks you to comment on how the outfit looks, her first question will always be
Her: “Honey, does it make me look fat?”
You: “Munchkin, you look just fine”
Her: “Don’t lie to me… it makes me look fat, right?”
You: “You look amazing dear…”
Her: “Hmmph”
Women… nobody ever said they made sense…
Nov
22
Why Worry?
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Posted by Simon Heong
For months I noticed the painted rock that sat on Karen’s coffee table. The rock was painted and its face had a smile that just made you smile when you looked at it. I examined the rock and painted on the bottom was “why worry”. Curious I asked Karen where she got the rock.
She told me that during a very stressful time in her life, a friend that she worked with gave her the rock. Her friend told her that when she looked at this rock, she was to remember not to worry so much.
Her friend called it her “worry not bug”. There was a poem with the rock, she went and got it and as I read the poem I thought how true it was:
Why Worry:
- 40% will never happen, for anxiety is the result of a tired mind
- 30% concerns old decisions which cannot be altered
- 12% centers in criticism, mostly untrue, made by people who feel inferior
- 10% is related to my health which worsens while I worry, and only…
- 8% is “legitimate,” showing that life does have real problems which may be met head-on when I have eliminated senseless worries.
Makes you wonder sometimes, huh? 
Nov
22
Jennie Garth Leaves Dancing With The Stars
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Posted by Simon Heong
Damn. Jennie got kicked out.
Where’s the thrill of watching now??
She’s kinda hot, don’t you think?
She’s aging, yea, but still hot
You guys should consider taking up dancing lessons (for obvious reasons, salsa ranks no.1 on women’s scale).
Nov
21
The Top 10 Turnoffs For Women
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Here’s something from Yahoo! Personals for ya…
Top 10 turnoffs for women
Maybe the answer is to learn the top 10 turnoffs that make great gals wave goodbye. If any of these fictional guys sound like you, it’s time to change your approach.
Great Gal Turnoff #1: Showboat Sammy
Maybe he owns a yacht off the coast of France. Maybe he has a timeshare in the Hamptons. Maybe his annual bonus is bigger than most guys’ salaries. That’s all well and good, but does it really need to be divulged on the first date?
Great Gal Turnoff #2: Messy Melvin
A-list celebrities can pull off the unkempt look. First-daters need to pay attention to shaving, clothing and bad breath. If the guy can’t even put in the effort for a first impression, it doesn’t bode well down the road.
Great Gal Turnoff #3: Rude Ricky
“Where’s our drinks, lady?” If a guy treats the service staff with a lack of respect, a great gal will likely assume he’ll do the same to her someday. The last thing anyone wants is to be talked down to or disrespected. The last thing anyone wants is to be talked down to or disrespected.
Great Gal Turnoff #4: Cheapie Charlie
There will always be debate about who should pay on a first date. Some guys are traditionalists and want to foot the bill; others expect a 50-50 monetary split. In most cases, offering to pay is the way to go. Let her pick up the tab on a future date.
Great Gal Turnoff #5: Still-Married Michael
Marriage, separation and divorce are pretty cut-and-dry terms. If a guy says he’s separated when he really means he’s cheating on his wife, it’s going to cause trouble. Be honest from the get-go and let the dating chips fall where they may.
Great Gal Turnoff #6: Hands-On Howie
Guys need to read the signals before assuming hand holding, massaging and other touchy-feely activities have the green light. Jumping too quickly to any form of intimacy can make any guy seem too aggressive. Jumping too quickly to any form of intimacy can make any guy seem too aggressive.
Great Gal Turnoff #7: Stereotyping Stephen
“Oh, you’re one of those types of women.” Jumping to conclusions about a date from the way she answers one or two questions is a definite mistake. Let the date unfold before making assumptions about someone you just met.
Great Gal Turnoff #8: Distracted David
His cell phone is ringing constantly, he’s popping away from the table every 10 minutes, and he keeps interrupting the conversation flow. First dates require focused attention — that means putting the phone on vibrate, making eye contact and being present.
Great Gal Turnoff #9: All-Business Barry
Some guys are great salesmen or outstanding negotiators. But there’s a time and place for business and a time and place for leisure. Guys who treat first dates like business transactions will never close the deal.
Great Gal Turnoff #10: Nervous Ned
He can’t sit still, he’s banging his fork on the table, and he won’t make eye contact for more than three seconds. Nervous antics are a real turnoff and make a great gal think a guy has something to hide. Work out the nervous kinks before the date starts.
Jeff Cohen is the author of “Dating, Inc.,” a that shows women a step-by-step plan for finding true love using the same skills that already make them successful at work. Jeff has appeared on CNN, CBS, and Voice of America, and been interviewed by USA Today, Daily News, Denver Post, the Chicago Tribune, the Boston Herald, and Martha Stewart Living Radio. He earned degrees in marketing from the Wharton School of Business and psychology from the University of Pennsylvania and readily admits taking charge of his love life through a game plan that included 77 blind dates before he found the one.